From Tapecat; Story heard before the Camden show

So I'm in the ticket line and meet a cool couple who'll be sitting next to me in the show. I get invited back to their car for a Beer and this little tale was told to me.....

Obie bought a brand new Digi Camera for these incredible Phil shows this summer.($599.00 or something like that)
Obie went to Jones Beach & fired off a Shit-Load of photos from a great seat up front.(Maybe 100 or so)
Back in the lot I guess Obie Partied a little too hard.
Obie gets home only to find the blue pack with his NEW camera is GONE. Which makes him think he left it at the show or in the lot. Obie is Freaking OUT!He now wants to drive back and try to retrive his camera.
>>PHONE CALL<<
Obie's friend call's and hears the story and says "Hey I avoided a blue pack on the Waughtah Parkway".

*I'm Cracking up at this point, maybe it was the blood loss earlier*

Obie jumps into his car and heads to the area described by his friend, and low and behold YES it is his pack!! A moment of joy,until, the contents were revealed.
Obie finds his Camera in pieces...........

* "DRAG", I said, still laughing from the whole thing. "Too bad you didn't use American Express," trying to joke a little. *

"I Did"! Obie was grinning from ear to ear,"My new one will be at my house in a couple of weeks".